Saturday, 19 December 2009

Have just done the Madlibs letter to Sant from Shimelle's file for today and this is what I got.................

Dear Santa,

I have been a good Girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Jo's Christmas party. It was Teresa who spiked the punch with too much Baileys. I can't help it if I drank 24 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Idole.

I thought it was funny when I put Sarah's gloves on my head and danced the waltz on the chair while singing `Oh christmas tree'. I didn't mean to break Jo's hairdryer and don't know why Jo would sue me for murder.

I don't remember calling graham's wife a nice duck---even though she looked like one with pink eye shadow and red lipstick!

And when I threw up on shimelle's husband's knee, it was only because I ate too much of that meringue.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my car through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a lovely cat and have me arrested for burglary!

So, I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all friendly and kind. And I'm really not to blame for any of this oderly stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and yours,
Jo (Really a nice Girl!)

P.S. It's only 24 bucks!

............haha, very witty!


  1. Sounds like the Christmases of my youth! Love it! x

  2. i thought it was rather hilarious too clair
    jo xxx

  3. So you didn't write it by yourself? I'm a bit confused. It's very clever and funny though, Jo!

    I made 2 sales in 2 days, so if Santa doesn't oblige, I could stand you the bail money - I think I'll have just about enough after the postage!

  4. Very very funny! Brilliant stuff. Maybe I could bake you a file into a mince pie? Or send fudge as a bribe?


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